debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

(via faceofcontempt)

bad twitter jokes already Ackles…

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sherlollymouse:

thedoctorlek:

who-lligan:

tardigradetardis:

ave-aria:

inner-tardis:

#things that interest me: what is the doctor’s stance on gender identities? #do they even have gendered pronouns in gallifreyan or does the tardis just translate the pronouns that apply to you?

Is that why all the Doctor’s companions are female? “No co-ed tardis for you.”

Sorry, had to butt in.

Ian Chesterton, Steven Taylor, Ben Jackson, Jamie McCrimmon, the Brigadier, Sergeant Benton, Captain Mike Yates, Harry Sullivan, Adric, Turlough, Jack Harkness, and Rory Williams are what, spare change?

NOT ALL THE DOCTOR’S COMPANIONS ARE FEMALE.

THANK

uh…you forgot someone.

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11 also mentioned one of his friends regenerated into a woman several times. So, gender and probably sexuality is a fluid thing to Time Lords/Ladies.

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[when asked about the WBC planning to picket Robin Williams’ funeral]
Now if you don’t know about this, the Westboro Baptist Church is an American church who have become famous for their “God hates fags” slogans and picketing of high profile funerals. This week they called Robin Williams a “fag lover” and threatened to picket his funeral over his “debauched and hedonistic ways”.
Alright, I don’t think this is okay for a number of reasons.
Firstly, regardless of your religious beliefs, you don’t disrupt a funeral. A person died, his family are mourning, it’s not about you dickhead.
Secondly, if you really believe in standing up to those threatening the Christian way of life, Westboro Baptist Church, how about putting your money where your mouth is, taking a direct flight to Iraq and picketing the people threatening to behead Christians if they don’t convert. Surely that’s more of a threat to Christianity than the guy who said “Do you think God ever gets stoned? Look at a platypus, I think you think he might.”
And I know there are members of the Westboro Baptist Church who’d say “Well the Iraqi Christians aren’t real Christians because they’re not extreme enough.” They’re willing to have their heads chopped off rather than convert! That’s pretty freaking extreme!
I will personally pay for every member of the Westboro Baptist Church to fly to Iraq right now, I’ll even fly you first class and pay the carbon offset, because I reckon one of two things will happen. Either you’ll die while defending your beliefs and you’ll be carried off to heaven in a gold chariot to sit at the right hand of god for all eternity. Or if I’m right, and I’m willing to bet a dozen first class flights that I am, God will be standing at the pearly gates alongside a 5’8 hairy American comedian dressed as a middle aged Scottish nanny saying “Hellooooooo!”
And just when you think there’s a chance he might let you in, God will look back and go “Hey, not only do I love fags, but I fucking hate dicks.”

Adam Hills, The Last Leg, s4: ep 03 (via physics-and-fiction)

dancybutt:

dancybutt:

dancybutt:

dancybutt:

my parents said they’d be gone for two hours but it’s been five and a half hours they’re dead aren’t they

if they’re dead i’m not doing my fucking english homework

you know me so well

they got home and this is how that went

dad: hello?

me: whERE HAVE. YOU. BEEN? BEDS EMPTY! NO NOTE! CAR GONE! YOU COULD HAVE DIED, YOU COULD HAVE BEEN SEEN!!

mom: what is that from?

they’re now double grounded

(via notsofunnyducky)

At what point do you take girls out of school altogether because boys can’t handle it?

Parent of a female teen whose school banned leggings (via yball)

(Source: meetingsinthedesert, via notsofunnyducky)

aos-skimmons:

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

woman mothers.

aos-skimmons:

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

woman mothers.

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hiddles-and-a-cuppa-tea:

#icebucketchallenge from @ElizabethBanks. Let’s do this. (x)

TOM’S NEXT!!

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klausenjoysthehunt:

"Abandoned. Suffering. Left to die. Laufey’s son."

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deadlycollision:

takshammy:

feferilyoddparents:

but mUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUum

can someone translate this i dont know british

I’ll do my best
*ahem* AY YO MA

I can’t breathe

(via knockaboutklown)