This next two hours is going to go sooooo slow.
Someone do something to make this hurry up, PLEASE!
*yawn*
First photo mole free no tape or stitches!!
It looks straaaaaange!
(Source: thort0ise, via silverrumrunner)
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International Day Against Homophobia!
Purple shoos are awhn!
I’m just a fucked up girl who’s looking for my own piece of mind…. Don’t assign me yours.
it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life
ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder
(via nerd-in-the-tardis)
*tour guide voice* Ladies and gentlemen, if you’ll look at your dash, you’ll be able to see, in real time, an entire fandom self destructing.
(via thedaysgrowshort)
Rose Tyler Appreciation Life: spoken-not-written: eat-pie-in-221b-with-satan: mamalalonde:...
not everything is related to fucking doctor who.
not everything is related to fucking sherlock.
not everything is related to fucking homestuck.
not everything pertains to…
when people send me dumb asks out of no where
(Source: grandpaharleys, via omfgamierika)
Look what I found at the dollar store!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This made my day like you would not believe!
Bless you, you perfect angel
Is this is a figurative illustration of an obese persons discovery of their love for unhealthy foods, and how their excitement and pleasure from such constant indulgence distracts them from realizing their unhealthy lifestyle that ultimately results in their death from heart failure?
Nah man, I just really like chocolate oranges.
Best comeback ever.
if i could find chocolate oranges in te store, i would do this RIGHT THERE AND then and then probably stuff the cardboard in my mouth
god i love chocolate oranges
(via twizyk)
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
why this got notes i’ll never know
(via thedaysgrowshort)
once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room
I had an English teacher who thought these two students were nice together, so she made them partners on a project.
They got married.
(Source: amazingphul, via twizyk)
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
“And then there’s this asshole”
(Source: thesnowinthedarkness, via ninja-mogwai)
