panic-at-the-discount-store:

I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms

(via jakebutternubs)

theacenightwatch:

theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

I will stop reblogging this when it stops being awesome.

theacenightwatch:

theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

I will stop reblogging this when it stops being awesome.

(via tessahandswebmemrm)

disco-robots:

No wonder teenagers are so nervous and frustrated all the time; I can’t even sigh without my parents asking me why I have a “bad attitude.”

(via jakebutternubs)

mugglebornheadcanon:

86. Multiple times, a muggleborn girl has realized that she is not going to be able to buy tampons etc during the school year, and that many other girls are going to have this problem. So she buys an enourmous stock of them and sells them secretly through out the year. Her underground hygiene market spawns a suport group

(via mayastormborn)

lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

(Source: wertheyouth, via letsboldlygomotherfuckers)

virtuosovillain:

Actor Meme: Favorite character — Bill Hazeldine in Suburban Shootout (2006)

Have I got my tongue in too far again?

(via hiddlebum)

shslsubmissivemasochist:

canweumqra:

I have not received a dress based of my tumblr.

I have not received my pin pal.

I have not received my character based off my blog.

I have not received a picture of the book or the wall you wrote my URL on.

I HAVE been lied to.

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I never even got that “doot doot”

(via terryyybear1st)

wsswatson:

thebrownette:

badwolf83:

thebrownette:

yesilian:

thebrownette:

sherlock-undercover:

When John heard water splashing and realized Janine went into Sherlock’s bath.
He actually clenched his jaw.

This is painful and unfair. I never want to have to see John so resigned and sad-eyed and disappointed again.

From incredulity to heartache in two seconds flat, and this is why MF deserves every award there is thrown at him. He’s brilliant.

He really, really is. He’s stunning to rewatch and analyze.

I’m still trying to figure out how all that was going on for a month and Janine hadn’t thought it odd that they weren’t having sex.  I’d be like,”Dude, I sleep in your bed and we take wet, naked baths together. Why you ain’t giving me the D? You’re totally in love with your ex-flatmate, aren’t you?” 

I’m very willing to entertain the possibility that she knew what was up and was playing along to see what Sherlock would do.

Me too.

wsswatson:

thebrownette:

badwolf83:

thebrownette:

yesilian:

thebrownette:

sherlock-undercover:

When John heard water splashing and realized Janine went into Sherlock’s bath.

He actually clenched his jaw.

This is painful and unfair. I never want to have to see John so resigned and sad-eyed and disappointed again.

From incredulity to heartache in two seconds flat, and this is why MF deserves every award there is thrown at him. He’s brilliant.

He really, really is. He’s stunning to rewatch and analyze.

I’m still trying to figure out how all that was going on for a month and Janine hadn’t thought it odd that they weren’t having sex.  I’d be like,”Dude, I sleep in your bed and we take wet, naked baths together. Why you ain’t giving me the D? You’re totally in love with your ex-flatmate, aren’t you?” 

I’m very willing to entertain the possibility that she knew what was up and was playing along to see what Sherlock would do.

Me too.

(via letsboldlygomotherfuckers)

dutchster:

when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy

image

(via jakebutternubs)

lovealishadawn:

la-temeraire:

marigolds-sorry:

I really really needed this wow

i caNNOT STOP LAUGHING

LOOK AT THOSE POSITIVE ROLE MODELS

SAY NO TO PEER PRESSURE

(via caiusmartiuscoriolanus)

mo-townnn:

castielonfire:

istoledrewspancakes:

0nechoice:

THANK YOU JENNI HERD

Omg

PERFECTION

PREACH

(via terryyybear1st)

I look around, you know what I see? Losers.

(Source: iamnevertheone, via caiusmartiuscoriolanus)

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen, via till-the-end-ofthe-line)